A can of Tuna, mayonaise, salad cream, grated cheese and a banana

[confliction]

Due to popular demand... ok, one person... I'm updating my lj!

*GASP*

What has happened to me since... wow... 2nd of November...

Ummm... lot's of things.

I've had two girlfriends since then... one lasted 4 days, the other 6 days...
...i wonder if it's best that they were short, if they were obviously not meant to be?
*shrug*
While they lasted they were good, and both break-ups were friendly.
So I'm now single... again

I've been to many party type things, including one me and my housemates set up just before christmas, that went really well, and much was drunk and fun was had by most... apart from the odd persons who were depressed for various reasons, like relationships etc. I mixed many drinks but seemed to handle it all well. Which was good, cause i'd rather not be ill at my own party, lol.

I may as well explain why i'm not updating my journal too.
The main reason is that i didn't have any reasonable access to the internet, which i do now. Though now, I'm trying to keep a real life journal, you know, using paper.
Poor trees.

Man, what do i have to say about anything?

Ummm... how about...
...The cyclical arguement for the immortality of the soul?
But that'd be jumping ahead of myself, and as it stands, assumes that the soul exists.
I'd have to argue for it's existence first...
...or not bother.

That could be another reason for not updating...
...i don't have much to say.

After Uni i'm thinking about getting a job in London and then moving there.
Just a random bit of information for you.

Cucumbers.

I'm energetic because i'm full of energy.

I better end this now, before it's too late.

Death is only the beginning.

It's started already...
...I'm writing random thoughts.

Can we really think about our brains, if we are our brains?
If we're not our brains, are we our soul?

Oh oh...
...THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS VARIABLE!!!

UP YOURS EINSTEIN!

There, finished...
...no wait...
...I'm not...

DARWIN CAN BITE ME! HE'S OBVIOUSLY EVOLVED THE MEANS TO DO SO!

:D

Comments

you were thinking of Cucumbers? strange......

[yellowjellybaby.livejournal.com]

yay and update!

i kept a paper diary/journal and somebody read it! so i'd advise you to hide it very well. the person who read it actually dropped hints in front of my face so i knew it was them because i never spoke about that particular subject to anyone else!

i dont keep one now. i've just realised that you cant really trust anyone but yourself! be careful!

Re: you were thinking of Cucumbers? strange......

[confliction.livejournal.com]

I don't mind anyone reading my real one... but it'd be nice if they didn't... I suffer from some sort of psychological disorder in which i hope to become someone and when i die people all over the world read my real journal to find uot why i did what i did during my life... type thing

this is going to be a 'dont worry jamie' message.......

[yellowjellybaby.livejournal.com]

dont worry jamie you'll meet the right girl sooooooon and so will i!

Re: this is going to be a 'dont worry jamie' message.......

[confliction.livejournal.com]

You'll meet the right girl too?
We'll have to fight over her, lol.
Or even if it's a different girl...
...i didn't know you'd started swinging that way (or ever did) :P

Re: this is going to be a 'dont worry jamie' message.......

[yellowjellybaby.livejournal.com]

well i didnt but i met this really great girl and shes bi and i think i fancy her man. she is gorgeous. i shall get you a picture!!

[hentaiko.livejournal.com]

its good to hear from ya mate at last, i was wondering what you were up ta. two girlfriends? your getting around a bit aint ya! your updates are still cool, they make me laugh. im at the moment very bored skipping a lecture, i wonder if it was actually worth it, because at least i'd be chatting to someone in there, shame. oh well, alls well that ends well. got some coursework to hand in today, almost finished it. luckily i dont have much coursework to do, or things to talk about. actually, i have nothing to talk about really either. hmm. well, hi anyway, and bye anyway, and i take it that "The cyclical arguement for the immortality of the soul?" has just a little bit to do with your course. sounds good fun actually, proving shit an' that. i just learn business studies and maths at the moment (basically all my modules this term boil down to these two things), so absolutly fuck all computing, except programming ("what do we want? GRAMMS! when do we want them! NOW! PRO-GRAMMING! YAY!"... er...) and the insides of your computer (yes, your one Jamie, we've stolen it), or maybe just a generalised computer. anyway, its dull, the lecturer's voice is monotonous. isn't it funny how the word monotonous is monotonous to type too, must be on purpose. anyway, er... yes. i still have nothing to talk about, so i guess i'd better be off then. take care, and i'll probably see you sometime soon randomly or other.

[yellowjellybaby.livejournal.com]

jj i think matts on drugs

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[confliction.livejournal.com]

I think he's gained a sense of humour, lol.

Nah, nice hearing from him, although, it was probably more nice for everyone hearing from me?!?

Hope you get something to talk about soon Matt... :P
Or at least go to your lectures, bad boy! ;)

My computer? That bit was very funny!
Mainly because they couldn't afford my computer! :P

[hentaiko.livejournal.com]

me? a sense of humour? lies... :)

its nice hearing from me too, it was nice hearing from you too.

i shall one day have something marginally interesting to talk about...
lectures. ahh yes. im missing one at the moment, whoops...

your computer is funny :)
i want your computer. now.


right, thats answered all your sentances, now im off. im looking for accommodation next year to live in. im gonna live in a cardboard box in hyde park i think, quite cheap. and double glazing comes as standard. at least i wont get spam emails. what? right, ignore me. im still ill and dead, i gotta sore throat, making me cough, and when i cough it hurts, but i have to cough often because i get an awful feeling in my throat of burning. anyway. bye!

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[confliction.livejournal.com]

Hope you get better soon!

I hear the cardboard boxes come with a hand-turned washing machine... could come in... handy?

[hentaiko.livejournal.com]

"what are you on, drugs? look, your getting blood all over my rugs..." - eminem.
teehee!

[beanybeany.livejournal.com]

they think the speed of light is variable. I think it makes the maths a bit simpler if it is. Not that I've looked into such things in the last 8 months, so I oughta shut up.

I think the brain thing is silly. That's like saying, can we think about ourselves? Of course you can, numerous people have shown that's all they think about :p

Glad stuff is going well for you. And you stilll haven't told us why you want to live in London. Why? Why Why?

laters

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[confliction.livejournal.com]

The Shaolin Temple is in London.

I hope this gives you the other '1' you need for you to get '2'.

Nice one on the self-centered joke :)

We did more today on skepticism, was really interesting. Like, the only thing that is irrefutable is thought. Descartes was wrong when he said 'I think therefore I am', because he doesn't know what he is, nor does he know he exists, but because he is thinking, he knows thought exists. Although, one can say it's all scripted, but as my tutor said, we have to draw a line somewhere, otherwise skepticism gets so stupid we might as well watch neighbours.

[beanybeany.livejournal.com]

I thought that was the point, although I forget these things too. All he could be sure of was that he was doubting that he existed, so the only that he knew existed was the doubt. And everything else derives from there, and eventually, you get to, 'I think therefore I am'.

Someone was complaining at me about that, something to do with frames of reference. Something to do with it was taking oneself as the absolute, and really, humans are anything but. I wasn't that interested at the time.

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[confliction.livejournal.com]

in order to doubt, you need to think...
...thinking exists...
...but doubt might not exist, because you could be deceived into thinking those things, or somet like that.
It's all head-f**k philosophy from here on in, please put on your harnesses, keep your arms, legs and heads within the vehicle at all times, sit back, and try to breath at regular intervals.

Can Darwin bite you?

[beanybeany.livejournal.com]

Also, another thing I thought: Did Darwin evolve the ability to bite people? According to evloutionary theory, it was probably some time ago that some fish developed the means to bite, or something like that. I wonder what the first thing that could bite looked like? I guess it would have an unfair advantage, too. Or maybe it was discriminated against and banned to a far corner of the pond.

Re: Can Darwin bite you?

[hentaiko.livejournal.com]

:<> :|
bite me! :)

Re: Can Darwin bite you?

[yellowjellybaby.livejournal.com]

*bites matt hard on arm*